The BRIT Awards took place last night! Believe it or not, there was something of an OK show between James Corden’s tragic attempts at humour. However, he’s my least favourite parts.

Most arrogant man of the year…
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This ‘gent’ managed to bag himself the Sam Squire Most Arrogant Man award. He is the front man for the Arctic Monkeys, I care so little about who he is that I have done no research, his name? No clue. All I know is he genuinely believes he is ‘RocknRoll’ which is an utter shame for everything good in life, he’s about as RocknRoll as my left sock. I can only hope he takes stylespiration from Shia Labeouf and in future wears a paper bag on his head reading ‘I BELIEVE IM SOMETHING I AM NOT’. We live in hope.

Jessie’s Lips…
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I’m not sure if Jessie went down with some sort of hypothermia or something but her lips went a VERY strange colour. The former Voice UK Coach wore yet another camelicious cat suit for her Red Carpet appearance. No one appreciated it.

Ziggy Moss…
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The uber famous model accepted an award for her friend David Bowie and channelled her inner Ziggy wearing one of the costumes from Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust days.  I always believe we should stick to what we know, Kate is a perfect advocate for my belief, a stilted speech read from a card somehow doesn’t cut the mustard.  I genuinely think if you cannot be bothered to collect your award then you shouldn’t be awarded it at all.

Some positives…

Lorde…
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I can only congratulate the NZ teen on her performance; it was the most ‘normal’ that I have ever seen her do. You can’t fault her singing at all, she’s brilliant live I just don’t understand the pawing at the air…maybe she was a cat in a former life.

Bastille…
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Not only were the boys immaculately dressed but they also won! Congratulations to the four-piece on a well deserved win. Not only do they give a fantastic live performance but they’re just generally nice guys. Also one word. Bastimental. This whole merging of words could take off, they were Fantexellent. No? Huge fan of this band.

Best Dressed Man…
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Tinie – you simply cannot fault this man, what impeccable style he has. Always seriously on point. 

Worst Dressed Man…

Lemon – Oh Keith, what were you thinking?! Pharrell’s hat was awful on Pharrell and on you it is simply worse. Unless you’re becoming a pilgrim father, please ditch that hat!

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